Blogging Topics Issue #1

Here is my first list of things to blog about when your stuck. If you have a dull sense of humor back off now.

1. What to wear to a strippers funeral
2. Etiquette for a party at a pimps house
3.Why and how your employees are stealing from you
4.List of Face Book pages to follow
5. How NOT to write a blog post
6.How to piss off your Face book friens and followers with out even trying
7.Top Ten Etsy shops to check out
8.Top 10 Etsy shops to not bother looking at unless you want a good laugh
9.How to stop yourself from drunk texting-FaceBooking-emailing and booty calling
10.Things Guys hate
11. Things chics hate
12.Why you should appreciate you crappy job
13. Why you can and should wear your outdated -quirky and comfy clothing
14. Why it doesn't matter what people think
15.Why you do care what people think
16. List of things to say that you can NEVER  take back
17.How to annoy your enemies with no consequences 
18.How to listen to a long winded friend with out really listening
19. List of reason to watch reruns of---------------------- 
20. Ways to work from home that you SHOULDN'T try